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Feb 17, 2003, 10:23 PM
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How do you know you are in Syria?
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How do u know u r in Syria?!?!?
Well..... almost 100% true...
Enjoy it ....
1. Everyone you meet say he has an important cousin in the government.
2. Every car in the road has an arm hanging out of the window with a dirty
pointing finger.
3. Every sign in English has a spelling mistake.
4. Everyone has a black dark thick moustache.
5. Everyone you meet complains.
6. All the girls you meet look alike.
7. All the girls you meet dress alike.
8. All the girls you meet can't think straight.
9. Everyone's grandfather was the first in the country to buy a Mercedes. .
10. Everyone you meet was rich in the past.
11. 99.6% of the people u meet have applied for a green card.
12. Everyone stares at you for no specific reason.
13. A seven month postdated check is considered cash.
14. No one you meet ! speaks English but somehow refuses to speak in any
other
language but English.
15. Everyone you meet has a cousin living in Chicago.
16. When all nightclub bouncers salute you with the words 'coubles only'
and
welcome you in.
17. You see a car accident every kilometer in Ramadan
18. You see thousands of people crowding over a beautiful girl.
19. Anyone who tries to speak in English says 'ya3ni'after every word.
20. 'Wasta' is the only solution for every problem.
21. Everyone is the General Manager.
22. Everyone thinks road signs are only there for decorative purposes.
23. When traveling to the States, you are confronted with thousands of
people asking you to deliver big ugly bags to their cousins there.
24. When suddenly at a police station or any other governmental department
everyone becomes everyone's cousin.
25. When the sight of people queuing up in line become s invi! sible.
26. Everyone wants to buy a Mercedes like it's kind of treasure or
something
27. When you see people spitting all around.
28. When someone tries to buy a gum at a cheaper price.
29. When the 'p' letter is pronounced as a 'b'.
30. Everything is boring.
31. When people are talking about car customs going down.
32. Every mother and father says that his/her son/daughter had high marks
before bakaloria.
33. Every mother and father were brilliant in the past and keep telling
that
to their sons.
34. When you hear the 'wasel' word several times a day.
35. 'Water', you hear this word 100 times a day in the summer.
36. Football is the only sport you hear about.
37. Prices of everything are going up daily.
38. Everyone has problems with his mobile phone bill.
39. Everyone has sent 1000 copies of his CV to Dubai with his cousin.
39. There's no wh ere to go but eat.
Just kidding
Sincerely,
Abdoulrahman
Muslims Internet Directory Manager
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